Abracadabra! Non-Citizen Voters: Suddenly a Major Crisis for Republicans

The Sudden Appearance of Non-Citizen Voters

In a shocking twist, non-citizen voters have recently appeared out of nowhere, creating quite the spectacle for the Republican DUMMY brigade supporting former President Trump. The issue seems to have materialized out of thin air, and it’s interesting to wonder why it was never brought up before now.

Why Wasn't This Addressed Earlier?

It raises an important question: why didn’t Trump tackle this issue during his presidency? Back then, Republicans had control over the government. If non-citizen voters were such a significant threat, why wasn’t this problem addressed when they had the power to make changes? Instead, it’s suddenly become a pressing issue now.

Immediate Demands and Economic Threats

Currently, Republicans in Congress are demanding immediate action to fix this problem. They’ve even gone so far as to threaten crashing the economy if their demands aren’t met. It’s a drastic measure, but why didn’t these same Republicans address the issue sooner? It’s a bit too convenient that the crisis has appeared particularly now.

Final Thoughts

The situation surrounding non-citizen voters is perplexing and raises many questions about timing and political strategy. It seems too important to have been missed when Republicans had the power. Yet here we are, with urgent demands and significant threats. Perhaps the illusion of sudden crisis needs to be scrutinized more closely.